Wednesday, December 28, 2005

FACE-SHAKERS ANONYMOUS






life long boxer "FMC" has decided to give it up at the age of 47.

a face in motion is not pretty! i'm fucking howling right now going through all these photos - all 47 of them. what DID people do for fun before technology? oh yeah, create the human race.

okay, so you take the camera, point it at yourself (or at others), and just start shaking your head like the future of your sex life depended on it. shake it hard and fast (and make noises if you'd like) --- this is not sexual innuendo, this is how to do the photos like a professional. this is serious business and you've got to approach it seriously.

i would post pics of those who were unable to get a good strong face shake (sarah smithers!) going, just to show you what not to do, but perhaps trial and error is the best way to learn.

as for the rest of us, we are here in all our glory, face-shaking ourselves through christmas.

i laughed so hard i had to lie on the floor to prevent abdominal damage.


i'm back at work, by the way, for all those who are wondering where i am or why i'm not around.

i also went to the eaton centre today after work, hoping that it would be empty and there would be massive sales on because everyone would be afraid to go there after the shootings. not the case. place was packed. i found a nice pair of pants for $30 (even though i went in to find basketball shoes), stood in line for 3 seconds, then realized that i had to get out of there. thanks to lou for calling me and breaking the trance.



DRUGS SUCK

3 comments:

Comrade Chicken said...

There exists somewhere an image of some fat dude who had once been levitated with thumbs. In my life I don't think I'd ever seen something as A) horrifying and B) hilarious in my life.

Comrade Chicken said...

I meant to say he'd been subject to the same face shaking experiment.

Zack Cooper said...

your shaky face looks like you just ran into a HUGE ZC pick at the J...

yeah, I said it...