almost done

I have just put the finishing touches on what i hope is the last school-based essay i ever write. because i took 5 english courses, i've had all essays all the time. no multiple choice goodness.

now i'm staring down the barrel of a job.

i finished my latest script for telefilm and although it pays well, i seem to spend well, contrary to popular opinion. that's not true, actually, i did buy a car, pay for tuition, and buy a diamond ring, AND live in toronto, so i guess i'm doing okay.

so not having written anything because i have been in school, i have nothing to sell. so i'm kind of at square one. mcdonalds should offer a lottery where you get to win one of their restaurants, and all you have to do is buy a filot-o-fish once a week to enter. yes, I AM one of those people who helps keep that item on the menu.

i went to canada's wonderland with my cousins and uncle and aunt and sister on monday and i have 3 words to say about it: awesome. last year when i went i guess school must have been in because it wasn't quite so busy. i figured that it would be kinda empty, considering it was a monday but that wasn't the case. it was SOOOOO FREAKING HOT. it must have gone up to 40 with the humidity, and there was no escape - no escape, that is, except the splash park. so we headed over to the wave pool and leapt in - ahhhh, nothing is as refreshing as warm urinated water on a hot day. you just put it out of your mind and enjoy the cool down, which is what we did.

disclaimer: for people who respect me, don't read the rest of this post.

ummm... yeah, so this guy... he went to this theme park, and umm... this guy went to the water area, let's call it the splashy parka... and uh, the highschools were all out and it was a hot day... and ahh... this guy's cousin put on his sunglasses so he wouldn't get caught staring at all the young girls in bikinis... and uh, this guy told me that it was insane and he felt like a dirty old bastard but he couldn't help it and if you were him you'd do the same thing.

i don't know, sounds like an old pervert to me.

anyway...

that's it that's all. feels great to be done school (well, august 6th i write two exams, but no more essays feels like i'm done). i will hold this accomplishment above everything else i've done in my life to date, other than tricking my fiance into saying yes.